If you've ever had a girlfriend (I know, it's a stretch) than you no doubt witnessed one of the most annoying things that women do. Sitting on the couch, she suddenly sits up, throws her shoulders forward and huffs "I'm bored!" This comes from years of having her every whim satisfied. The brat is basically saying "Entertain me!"
Men, however, are not like this. If we notice that we're bored, we try something that no women would think of; we find something to entertain us! It's a novel idea, I know. If the television show you're watching isn't holding your attention - then get up and find something to fucking do.
There are limitless things that can entertain men; scratching ourselves, drinking, or porn - for example.
We're an instant gratification society; and technology is happy to oblige. With cell phones, televisions, DVR, Wii, and the Internet, there is absolutely no reason that you can't find something to occupy you're beer oppressed brain. If kids in Japan can have epileptic seizures as a result of watching a game show - there's no reason you can't keep from getting bored at home.
The next time you're starting to lose interest in whatever you're doing, simply ask yourself one quick question; Have I ever been bored while drunk?
Fuck no!
Problem solved. Pass the brewski.
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