You gotta give the people what they want. And women know it. That is why those with big racks wear shirts that are two sizes too small. One of the responsibilities of being a man is to look at and appreciate said breasts. But you can't get caught like these jokers.
It's really not that hard (don't say that's what she said - grow up!). Just don't get greedy. There's a reason God gave you the ability to make mental images upon seeing something for just a short period of time. Stare too long and your pork sword starts calling the shots. You turn into a creepy staring pervert.
When you're standing or sitting directly opposite the jugs, it can be difficult to sneak a look without getting caught. You need a mind muscle connection for this. It is possible to "defocus" your view from only the face to incorporate the whole body. It's the same principal you put into effect when speaking to someone with a huge scar on their face. You back your vision out to look at the whole face instead of leaning forward, mumbling, and staring at their deformity. If done properly, this should NOT require the "eye hop" that ends up making your pupils look like eight balls on a trampoline.
If at all possible, this should be your preferred method of viewing. This is where you dominate. If she's sitting and you're standing or you're taller than her and standing behind, you've hit the jackpot. Drink it in, my friend - there's almost no chance of getting caught. DON'T STARE, though...take your looks, enjoy them, committ them to memory and move along.
You'll develop your own style, I'm sure. But just remember this; women want you to look, that's why there are tube tops, but greed will get you slapped faster than Tina Turner after dropping Ike's favorite mug.
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