NFC v. AFC

Men hate being corrected. Especially in front of other men. There's an unwritten rule about it. Men don't correct each other unless you committ a gross error. One of those relates to football.

First off, there is only one football. American football. That other sport is called soccer. People don't think you're cultured because you call soccer football. That shit might get you accepted in Europe, slapnuts, but that's cause all Europeans are gay. Like you.

When you're at the bar, and the guys are talking about who is going to be good this year, you can still survive, Mary. You don't have to know what teams will be good and which will suck. You don't even have to know who was good last season. Just don't be the tool who says "I think it'll be the Steelers and the Ravens in the Super Bowl".

You idiot. Not only did you pick two teams from the same conference, you managed to pick two teams from the same division! Any man, regardless of the unwritten law, who DOESN'T correct you now risks his own penis. You're going to get made fun of and made fun of hard. Be ready for it. Besides, you deserve it for an assanine comment like that.

Do a google search and learn which teams are in the NFC and the AFC. You don't even have to know the divisions, because they changed them more than once. So, you can kind of play off that you were "used to the Cardinals being in the NFC East".

If you can't be bothered to learn AFC v. NFC, then at least do us all the favor of keeping your mouth shut while we talk football.