There is a reason that there are over one million different ways to say "penis". It's a gross word. No man likes to say it. When a man has to utter this horrible word, you'll often hear him let out a slight cough. Sometimes, out of sheer discomfort, his voice will go up an octave. Regardless, men figured out so many more creative words to describe the focus of our existence.
Upon request, men can produce at least 30 such terms. If you want to have fun at a happy hour sometime, ask each guy to give you his top five favorite nicknames for his manhood. Not only will this cause hysterical bouts of laughter; you might actually learn something.
Never underestimate a man's ability to come up with brilliant names for his pocket rocket.
Below is a simple guide to gauge where you stand among other men...
Boring
Dick
Peter
Schlong
Funny
German War Helmet
Kidney Cracker
Giggle Stick
Pure Genius
Pope John Pole
Horseman of the Ahumpalypse
Buster McThunderstick
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